To the person who parked so close to me I can't open the door.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 06/29/2016 at 18:06 • Filed to: thank you anthropomorphic birds

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Here’s a Haiku.

Your parking is shit.

And so is your existence.

I hope you die cunt.

(I know using the word cunt as a curse world is a bit sexist, so is using dick, but I needed a one syllable)

S65 > My citroen won't start 06/29/2016 at 18:10

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nice haiku

Nibby > My citroen won't start 06/29/2016 at 18:11

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EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 06/29/2016 at 18:16

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I just squeeeeeezed in yesterday. Not too much room on either side. Beats walking super far in the 105°F temp Texas sun.

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 06/29/2016 at 18:17

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I mean, the parking spots are rather large and I parked in-between the lines, this person just gave no fucks.

Honeybunchesofgoats > My citroen won't start 06/29/2016 at 18:17

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There once was a man who was blunt,

For a parking space he had to hunt,

His judgment was poor,

So he parked door to door

He certainly is a dumb cunt.

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 06/29/2016 at 18:19

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Most humans don’t give any unfortunately

My citroen won't start > S65 06/29/2016 at 23:47

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Thank you

My citroen won't start > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/29/2016 at 23:48

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The spaces were so large, there was no need to parking inside my spot.